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Blue Q Hand Shit Moisturiser

Blue Q Hand Shit Moisturiser

$28.00

A perfect glass pot containing an amazing hand elixir that moisturizes and protects. Look! Soft hands! Delightfully scented shit for your hands. A little goes a long way.   2 oz./57 g

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Blue Q Chewing Gum

Blue Q Chewing Gum

$8.00

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Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter

Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter

$59.00

BOLDLY CUT PIZZA WHERE NO MAN HAS CUT BEFORE!Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new pizzas, to seek out new toppings and new cheeses, to boldy cut pizza where no man has cut before! Yes, this officially-licensed Star Trek collectible is everything you hoped it ...


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Pug Air Freshener

Pug Air Freshener

$10.00

Bring a dose of adorable to your car with this new-car-smelling Pug Air Freshener! Forget those age-old pine fresheners hanging from the rear view mirror, it's time to spruce up your sedan... Your canine companion is sure to be a hit with your passengers, complete with rocking red hat and scarf! Bring back that new car scent for a fresh smelli...


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Pink Robot Alarm Clock

Pink Robot Alarm Clock

$24.00

Diecast metal robot clock with poseable limbs Functional alarm clock


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Miso Pretty Melamine Tray

Miso Pretty Melamine Tray

$24.00

A little dish for earrings, soap or chocolate. Dishwasher safe, do not microwave. 4.5 x 6.5" melamine tray decorated with food-grade ink.


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Lavatory Mist Spray

Lavatory Mist Spray

$28.00

Uranus - Scented with meyer lemon, bergamot and rose. No Shit Sherlock - Light lemon and cedar scent. Unicorn - Scented with lavender and basil.   5.3 fl. oz./156 ml

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Cheeky As Hand Sanitizer

Cheeky As Hand Sanitizer

$15.00

Be rid of nasties.  Hand sanitisers for all occasions. Awesome Secret Santa gifts. Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. 2 oz./ 59 ml.

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Drink Bottle - General Eclectic “Sparkle”

Drink Bottle - General Eclectic “Sparkle”

$38.00

Borosilicate glass drink bottle with plastic lid and silicone sleeve.For hot or cold beverages.BPA free and dishwasher safe.750ml8 x 9.5 x 22.5cm


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Blue Q Tea Towel - 1950s Style

Blue Q Tea Towel - 1950s Style

$22.00

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Blue Q Oven Mitt

Blue Q Oven Mitt

$28.00

Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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Dachshund B&W Framed Canvas Art

$48.00

Glass framed black etched artwork print of a pretty daschund dog. 30cm x 23.5cm x 3cm.


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